ScarJoh is one sexy ho...

and she's using her God given talents to create "Iron" Men around the globe. This is one Natasha I'm sure we could all Romanoff to...

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange Who?

Orange you glad it's Gwyneth Paltrow?! I'd Pepper that Pott any day of the week!

Apparently Olivia isn't aware of her victory...

because she's offering quite a bit for your vote. I only have one thing to say about that..."DIBS!!!!"

Natalie Portman is dressed for success...

but this won't be a sleepwalk victory. Feel free to get up and walk around Nat!

Olivia will drive you Wilde!

This is one gift that requires very little wrapping. Best Birthday ever!!!

Marissa Miller is easy on the ears...

good thing to because you may go blind from lack of blinking...HOT DAMN!!!

It's Miller Time!!!

drink it in viewers...make sure to wait a few hours before driving though.

Ashley Greene looks good in any light...

waiting until Twilight to observe this body is almost as big a crime as that 'tweener' movie everyone is so obsessed with.

This Victory is no Secret!

These beauties took the lead last second...and lasting a second with these women is a victory in itself...

Wanna hear a Secret?

Victoria's a whore...kidding. But there is no denying these ladies are built for sin!

Old School Beauties

can hang with the younger chicks any day of the week.

Not quite the victory cigar Eva had envisioned

but she's still smoking...

Jenny is feeling a little top heavy

and it has nothing to do with her performance in the last round.